the daring whisper that lead my heart astray

ollivander:

ollivander:

there are two teenagers trying to get into each other’s pants on the hill I need to take action

I JUST OPENED MY WINDOW AND SCREAM ED “NO” REALLY LOUD AND THEW GUY SCREAME DAND FELL DOWN THE HILL HOYL FUCK I CAN’t B REATHE

Fake story.

waterage:

i dont think there will come a day when I do not want to reblog this

waterage:

i dont think there will come a day when I do not want to reblog this

Can we just take a moment

Can we just take a moment

samandriel:

I don’t know how other people handle spiders but…

bestrafemich21:

adrians:

German guy confused by the meaning of “Party Pooper”.

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE SEEN ON THIS WEBSITE EVER.

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wowfunniestposts:

dobbers:

Reblog and click the picture

whoa! someone hit puberty ;)

Holy.Crap.

this blog is epic